Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses

Here’s another pizza delivery joke Actually, you’ll get it in 30-45 minutes.

Kanye West compared his relationship with Kim Kardashian to Romeo and Juliet. So we won’t have to deal with them too much longer, you guys.

If someone says “I will do anything for you” lean in really close and say “There’s a body in my basement and I can’t eat it all by myself.”

One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?

How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.

She texted me, “your adorable.” I replied, “No, YOU’RE adorable.” Now she’s stalking me and all I did was point out her typo.

water Water Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That’s not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O. l

Why do men fart more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

I like to steal pictures of people’s breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I’m a cereal reposter