[spelling bee] -your word is ‘amnesia’ -can you use it a sentence, please? -your word is ‘amnesia’

Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted.” The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don’t have many Mexicans

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? “Robin, get into the Batmobile…”

*rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter’s toy kitchen fridge*

What’s Santa’s favorite snack? A crisp Pringle

How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse? It’s too hard to tell. They keep blowing it.

Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It’s not supposed to make sense

What’s orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot

I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…