What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAIIIINS

Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living.

“Keep bullying the gay kids!” -Nerds

When you wish upon a star … you’re actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you’ve heard Jamal.

My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!

I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn’t care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was… …raped and sodomized.