What’s the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.

An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn’t budget, but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good.

Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can’t make coffee

Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.

Facebook tells me those vans are dangerous, but Twitter says they have candy. So conflicted.

I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green.

After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive… Housing prices down.

[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes

If the dove is the bird of peace… …what is the bird of true love? The swallow.