Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.

Vader: I’ll teach you the Death Star’s power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!

Engineers How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes while they talk to you.

Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning.

If Olive oil is made from olives – baby oil made from what? *is

Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!

What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? “I’m sorry , I’m not very good at executing punchlines.”

What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar

What’s the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts

Me in HR: I wasn’t trying to be condescending… It’s just that the boss didn’t understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer.