When will Smith die When Will Smith die we will call him Was Smith?

People who ignore your texts are probably just busy looking at pictures of you. Keep trying. It’s not weird

I dont always roll a joint… But when I do its my ankle.

It’s a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries…

I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it’s all relative.

What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up

Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different.

“WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME?!?” – Jesus, at the first Communion.

What’s a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*