Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky.

What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish

Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change.

Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!

what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying