So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar… …and says to her friend “I slept with a brazilian last night.” “That’s **terrible!**” her friend says. “How much is a brazilian?

Heard this from a homeless guy in Philly What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Ya know, just between you and me, that guy’s a dick.

My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn’t a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I’m heartbroken, what should I do?

Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil

What’s the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road? Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob

Why can’t steven hawking perform comedy? He can’t do stand up

When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren’t available

A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, “What seems to be the problem?” And the toad replies, “Hey, Doc, there’s something stuck to my ass.”

Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn’twake him until 3.