I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas.

hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail– i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u

Tried to type hustlin’, iPhone corrected to hustling’. I don’t need to see the casing to know that I’ve got the white iPhone.

I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but… Na BrO

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything

I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he’s the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all.

What do you call a melon that’s had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon…

You got acute appendicitis .. No, YOU got a cute appendicitis *winks at doctor*

What’s the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn’t let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.