My doctor told me I’m suffering from a Superman complex. But I couldn’t stay for long, so I had to fly.

A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string.

Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone

An Irish walks past a bar. …

What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Why doesn’t Ebola harm fruit? Because if it affected an Apple it’d be called I-Bola.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep.

Nothing waters down the word “ultimate” like ultimate frisbee.

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!

I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran.