What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can’t fit a prostitute in a bowling ball.

You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere.

I accidentally called out my mums name during sex and my sister hasn’t talked to me since.

85% of the time I spend in a bathroom stall is spent waiting for the other person in the bathroom to leave.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children.

My doctor’s just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn’t actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking