my friends are getting married and i’m here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner

What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds.

What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

The truth about 9/11: it equals 0.81818182

My girlfriend is like the Zika virus She gave me a little head the other day.

I have a joke about this site… never mind you probably reddit

“How much for this melted ghost?” Sir that’s a bed sheet “You have a lot of them! And they’re packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL” This is a Macys

It was so funny that I forgot to laugh… Said the sarcastic man with dementia.

What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.

How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!