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Man walks into a doctor’s office Doc: Sir, I’m afraid that you have a very serious case of… onomatopoeia Patient: Oh no! is tha- Doc: Yes… it’s exactly what it sounds like

What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!

Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar… OMg!

My wife’s favorite position was cat style. She’d sit 3 feet away from me. No matter how many times I called her, she wouldn’t come near me

What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There…their…they’re..

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s mind before she died. The windshield.

What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start.

I couldn’t find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they’d seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago.