Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Reddit is like a shiny new penny… It’s fun to look at but completely worthless

2nd grade poop joke going around. Knock knock. Who’s there? Schmelmop.

Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!

What’s another name for a casket? Mourning wood.

The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite.

How many tickles does an octopus like? Ten-tickles

Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell.

drugs lead to nowhere….but at least its the scenic route