I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker.

Movember I’ve decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I’m calling it No-Movember…. Or for short, November.

Cause of death is still a mystery… Authorities haven’t ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.

Whiteboards are amazing! They’re just so remarkable!

Does saying “No Nigerian scammers” in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim

How can you tell if a potato is baked? It’s [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy.

I just found out I’m colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)

“Those who can’t do, teach…” And those who can’t teach… [teach gym.](/spoiler)