What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending

dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer

What is Al Qaeda’s favourite team? New York Jets

Who would be Sub Zero’s perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor.

It’s ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can’t see how stupid they look.

I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I’d tap that.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side…

My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she’s not actually my girlfriend yet.

You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse? It’s called acid reflux.