A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I’m so confused.

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? …it was Luke warm.

Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? “My toe sis!”

First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me…. That is how you spell assassination

If mental hospitals had walkways… They’d be called psychopaths.

For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep

I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you’re supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird.