what’s the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest

There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context

What do you call the next generation of motherboard? A daughterboard.

Show me on this Russian nesting doll where the bad man hid many more, smaller versions of you

If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I’m still getting used to this Stupid timeline!

I don’t know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!

I finally figured out the secret to click bait.

I told her it’s been a while. She told me that was fine. It’s just like riding a bike. Now she’s mad I checked her for proper inflation

Where there is a will, there is usually a death.

Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!