A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.

How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized.

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette? Because they are always streaming.

So there’s this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd.

A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!… What do you need $5 for?

What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow..

Did you know diarrhea is a genetic disorder? It runs in your jeans.

Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson. If you don’t finish something…it’s really not the end of the world.

What’s the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb? If you don’t know the answer please never invite me to dinner.