Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it’s re-fined!

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor.

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !

What do you call a stork that doesn’t bring babies? A swallow

Why was the fruit farmer losing money? He couldn’t grow a pear

Cop: You were speeding so I’m going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike

#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather – With Benefits

My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant… I replied, “It’s what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector.”

Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don’t win traditional dick measuring contests.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says “I think not” and promptly vanishes.