Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they’ve probably only been dating 6-8 months.

A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse…

Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It’s called tricoxagain.

look to the left… look to the right… that’s how every black joke starts…

I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note… anyone have any use for a child’s bicycle and backback?

How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal

I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said “Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades.”

Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.

There would be no evil in the word….. if Satan had life alert.