What do pedophiles and rappers have incommon They both like da booty

Why did? Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I’ll give the answer when you all give.

Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy’s toys.

I’ve yet to find a romantic comedy that speaks to me. Maybe if they set it in an institution or an Arby’s restroom.

I was at my friend’s house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. “Oh, I wish I could do that” I said, my friend then replied back “Give him a biscuit and he might let you”

us teens are tired of being murdered all the time in movies. why not make the next murder victim a chimp in a suit or a plant

if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up

5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I’m craving chocolate This is why I can’t watch breaking bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer’s To get to the other side

My friend got a tattoo of his wife’s name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire.