What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck.

My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It’s not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable.

If you guys need me I’ll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine.

Why hasn’t the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He’s dreading it.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!

Two programmers walk into a bar: a blond, a brunette and a red head.

Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it

“I don’t have to outrun the bear! Just you!” Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now.