Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money.

How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It’ll dim sum

A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs… The host asks him ‘what are you dressed as?’ Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants.

Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.

Why do people ask “what the hell were you thinking”? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It’s Mike’s Thai Son.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [DATA EXPUNGED]

What goes “ha ha, thump thump?” A guy laughing his balls off.

If anyone finds 786 barely used tubes of Chapstick around my city, they’re mine. I need them all back.