What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there… …the three of us had dinner.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.

If Santa knows who’s being bad, maybe he could have given us a heads-up during the early planning stages of the Holocaust.

I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.

I’m so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds.

What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste

A boy said to his father one day, “Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician.” His father responded, “I’m sorry, son, you can’t have it both ways.”