Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks.

Some grade school humor What’s brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!

Apple products Remove the USB port and nobody bats an eye. Remove the headphone jack and everybody loses their minds!

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse.

I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, ‘Hey, what’s your friend’s name?’ on me. Worst pickup line ever.

I’m jealous of people who have more than one ab.

If they make a new Contra game with the original one as a minigame inside it… Will it be a contraception?

If I said I was the king of the jungle, I’d be lion to you.

LPT: If you’re cold, try standing in a corner. They are usually about 90

Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can’t be handled at their worst, and aren’t deserved at their best.