What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you’d listen!

Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.

Whats the fastest way into a woman’s heart? A pick-axe

“I heard low winter sun is pretty good.” – low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it’s voice

‘Your place or mine?’ Is the sexiest response to the question: ‘Where shall we bury the body?’

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells.

Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a hand job? 9/11 was an inside job

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.