Short Jokes
Man next to to me just said into his phone “You caught me in the middle of a sandwich.” He’s lying. He is not in a sandwich.
Man next to to me just said into his phone “You caught me in the middle of a sandwich.” He’s lying. He is not in a sandwich.
I’ve never approached even 10% of Aerosmith’s level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady.
i have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow to go to the airport i’ve honestly never felt more attacked and victimized than i do now
Door says push.. I pull.. If it says pull I push.. I’m ether a hardcore Rebel or I need glasses…
What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I’m melting!
Let’s try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?
My gay friend told me this joke… But he couldn’t keep a straight face
INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.
Why doesn’t china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.