Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that.

NSFW What word starts with a ‘C’ and then ends with ‘U-N-T’? “Count” you dumb cunt.

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WD-40 is amazing stuff. …But I should have used a condom.

I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great.

Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid

Why don’t people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction.

I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up.

Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless.