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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only

My wife’s leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter.

Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?’ Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?

What’s the difference…. Between my girlfriend and santa? Some people actually believe santa exist.

what do you say to a puking prostitute? Heave-ho!

A low pressure faucet and a penis with erectile dysfunction have a lot in common…. Both can still drain their liquids but neithers getting anything off

My friends say I’m frugal. I’m not buying it.