Good effort but we all know you’re the ugly one in your two person profile picture.

Semi-good news for agoraphobics… A treatment is right around the corner!

What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

What can you tell a black kid to do? Go visit his family tree.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother’s day card?

What started with a J, and ends with whore?

I’m just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again

The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.

A dad puts his kids down for bedtime He says, “You’re fat and stupid!”