Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious

Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !

Little Johnny strikes again The teacher came up to johnny’s desk and asked can you tell me what seperates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence “the desk”.

Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history.

A recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I’ve done the maths. I am immortal.

If I had a penny for every trump joke, I’d have enough money to build a wall…

Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog.

I orgasmed during the sermon today. It was my cum to Jesus moment.

A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business.

A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks “don’t you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”