Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe

How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.

I couldn’t get an erection while having sex with my wife… So I took her to a nice dinner. There was no hard-feelings.

I told my girlfriend she’d look better with her hair back Apparently that’s not an appropriate thing to say to a chemo patient

Was sagt der groe Stift zum kleinen Stift? Wachsmalstift

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience? A Kleenex. That will be all.

I eat my hot dogs cold No bun intended

Have you heard about the Viagra shipment that was stolen? The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.

Saw a vanity license plate that said “ILUVLUV.” I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield.

Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fungi.