What does a 9-Volt battery and an asshole have in common? If you lick it, and nothing happens, you know its dead.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

Personally, I think the title of “World Champions” is ridiculous. This is America, we’re Universe Champions!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro

My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I’m thinking of a lighthouse again.

Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold.

Healthcare Costs in America

North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it’s produced by an ass and splashes into the water.

What do you call a male prostitute who can’t stop laughing? A giggle-o

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.