i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here’s an upboat

Kisses are like real estate …. Location Location Location

What’s the lawyer’s favorite fruit? the advocado

This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!

Q. How do you keep a blonde at home? A. Build a circular driveway.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving.

All these mass shootings make me think… … People must really hate Catholics right now

If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?

Why do short people laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.