Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE

I got called racist for saying ‘pitch black’ The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be ‘Jamal, I’m ready for your fastball’.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos? Thoreau Back Thursday

Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?

PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves.

What do zombie vegans eat? … Grains!!!

You might have heard this one. I confided in my gf: “sometimes I can be pretty full of myself.” Gf replies: “sometimes I’m pretty full of you too.”

How much to learn the thriller dance moves? “Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”

Dad did you manage to fix my toy? No it’s not broken the battery’s flat. Well what shape should it be?

Don’t you hate it when you think you’re about to fart and you shit on your Dad’s face?