Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.

After years of working in a hospital, I’ve become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married.

Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I’m doing important volunteer work.

You’re not considered an alcoholic if you’re married.

Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me.

I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don’t know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible.

My silent frog died… After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked.

What is the difference between picking your nose…. …and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!

Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?

What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory.