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What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare

You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people… Cuz it shouldn’t exist!!!

I’m not racist but… Your hair looks gorgeous. “How is that racist?” I said I wasn’t racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

If pronouncing my b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian… …. then soviet.

A man walks into a psychologists office… wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says “It’s a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts”

I told my wife I didn’t want to watch Kevin Heart’s Seriously Funny because he is a sellout “Not compared to Kevin Durant!” She laughed. True story.

Off to work… A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?’

This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so.

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!