Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?

A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911.

“She’s cute I swear, let me find a better picture.” Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt.

The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming…They don’t know I’m only using blanks.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

What’s blue and square? An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long…

I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that’s something you shouldn’t say to Peace’s boyfriend