I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

What’s the difference between a Vagina and a Refrigerator? A Fridge doesn’t fart when you take your meat out.

[Joker has Robin tied up] “If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-” “Nope. Also he’s allergic to peanuts. Like real bad.”

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!

Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof.

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven “ate” nine.

I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is.

Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let’s see him walk on Vodka