A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary.

My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!

I was wondering where my new axe had gone… …Then it hit me.

What’s the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands.

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Dear Jesus- please let all my texts go to the correct person- Amen

Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.

Saw an ad that said “Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$” I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn.

There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage… … as long as it doesn’t delay the wedding.