A guy thing. pp

Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M’s because let’s be honest here.

Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married

In-laws are like hemorrhoids… …. When they come down and go back up it’s ok, but when they stay down that’s when it’s a pain in the ass…

When the Jews wandered in a desert for four whole decades, surely it went from epic fail to epoch fail

How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*

A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover.

How do rocks feel about moss? It’s growing on them.

Do you know why they call it the Xbox One? Because you take one look and walk away.

I’m like a fireman, I turn the hoes on.