I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

Lawyers’ Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?

13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha.

The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool

And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

What is the sheeps market called? The Baa-zar.

So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD

I would tell a joke about Jehovah’s witnesses… But nobody likes knock-knock jokes