I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me.

what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids’ cavities. Original by me.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

In support of France, Canada opens new French province called “Quebec.”

I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late.

Life’s like my dick Hard and too short

Poached salmon on a bed of brown rice with peas or Roasted duck with polenta and organic green beans? Choosing dog food is hard.

Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there’s a vas deferens between the two.

What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote.