Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans

What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile

I’m starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can’t come

Yo momma cooks so bad… The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we’re here all night, don’t forget to tip your waiter!!

Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \_()_/

My programmer friend keeps telling me I’m using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads.

Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!

Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards.

[my 1st day as a doctor] I can’t find a pulse [patient] that’s a trashcan. I’m over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying

What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor