Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell “Hogwash!”

I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing.

Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says “gurgle gurgle” and they both drown…

What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery

Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up.

Two bananas are sitting on a river bank.. A turd comes floating by. The turd says ” come on in guys, the waters great!” The one banana looks at the other banana and says “you believe that shit!”

As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there.

People who aren’t entombed in 8 feet of snow, what’s it like to live in a tropical paradise?

I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13.

The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.