Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money.

One day On Reddit I would love to see “I’m a schizophrenic… Ask us anything!”

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble? Write it down.

I don’t want Harriet Tubman on my $20’s I don’t want them to be worth 3/5 of their value

What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood.

Hearing someone say ‘first world problems’ is now almost worse than many third world problems.

My mom texted me asking what “DTF” meant and I told her “Dedicated To Family”…I seriously can’t wait for her to use it.

I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start

I saw a man at the beach yelling, “Help, Shark! Help!” I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE