I cannot even fathom how deep the snow is back east! Get my drift?

What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia? He didn’t binge, though, he just purged.

M: Come to bed… Her: I have a headache M: You’re a robot! H: M: H: …SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you’re still under warranty!

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16

How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear? A bi-polar bear.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside