I had phone sex with my boyfriend over a walkie-talkie. I could hear him coming from a mile away.

A sad dickhead walks into a bar… and the bartender asks him, “Why the schlong face?”

That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don’t want to keep it, but you have to because you’re black too…

If a tree falls down in the woods.. If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody’s around to react to it, do the Fine Bro’s still submit a copyright claim?

Did you hear about the blind Rabbi in charge of circumcision? He got the sack!

What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan? Fuck Niggers !! Lol !!

I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don’t know who this is !

Terry Schiavo’s husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable.

A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink