German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!

A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha

Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It’s the Wurst.

My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?

What kind of fruit isn’t allowed to get married? A cantaloupe.

A satyr walks into a bar… (that’s the whole joke)

I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can’t get my wife to go swimming.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

Obama supporters are like Christmas lights… Half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t very bright.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? ‘Cause I stepped on it.